You’ve met the World’s Worst Children – now prepare yourselves for something much, much worse in THE WORLD’S WORST TEACHERS!
“There have been three volumes of The World’s Worst Children. Now it is time for the kids to get their revenge, with The World’s Worst Teachers. I think this is my funniest book yet, and I hope will be enjoyed by even the most reluctant reader.” David Walliams.
Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this line-up. These ten tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates.
Illustrated throughout in glorious colour by artistic genius Tony Ross, this delightfully dreadful collection of the most gruesome grown-ups ever is available to order now in hardback and ebook!
David Walliams fans, get ready for a treat! David’s brand new book Fing is a delightfully daft story with laugh-out-loud Walliams fun on every page!
What is a FING?
Meet the Meeks! Librarians Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter, Myrtle Meek, happy. But it’s not enough for Myrtle, who always wants more, more, more! When Myrtle declares that she wants a FING, there’s only one problem…WHAT IS A FING? Mr and Mrs Meek’s hilarious quest to find a Fing takes them from the forbidden vaults of the library, through the pages of a mysterious book called The Monsterpedia, and to the furthest corners of the jungle! But will they ever find a Fing…?
David Walliams says “I wanted to write a story just to make children laugh, and nothing else. I think this is my funniest book, and I hope it will appeal to young readers and reluctant readers everywhere.”
David Walliams’ book Fing is available in paperback now!
Introducing the HEARTWARMINGLY HILARIOUS children’s picture book from NUMBER ONE bestselling author David Walliams and artistic genius Tony Ross. Meet Geronimo – the baby penguin who has one dream and one dream only – and that is to fly!
But everyone knows penguins can’t fly… or can they?
With a little help from his dad and friends, baby Geronimo discovers that even the wildest of dreams can come true.
Geronimo is a delightfully topsy-turvy book with an uplifting message about following your dreams, and the perfect book for David Walliams’ younger fans.
David Walliams and Tony Ross’ book is available now in a delightful hardback edition, ebook to download and read on any device, and audio download narrated by David Walliams himself.
David Walliams fans, are you ready for an absolute MAMMOTH of an adventure? The Ice Monster is David’s biggest and most epic adventure yet! This is the story of a ten-year-old orphan and a 10,000-year-old mammoth…
Read all about it! Read all about it! ICE MONSTER FOUND IN ARCTIC!
When Elsie, an orphan on the streets of Victorian London, hears about the mysterious Ice Monster – a woolly mammoth found at the North Pole – she’s determined to discover more… A chance encounter brings Elsie face to face with the creature, and sparks the adventure of a lifetime – from London to the heart of the Arctic!
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes in David Walliams’ biggest and most epic adventure yet!
David Walliams’ new book The Ice Monster is available now!
The story is beautifully illustrated by the artistic genius Tony Ross. It’s available in a stunning hardback edition (perfect as a Christmas present!), ebook to download and read on any device, and as an audio CD narrated by David Walliams himself.
Walliams fans! We know how much you love dreaming up your own royally rotten Armitage Ice flavours and using yer loaf to learn Cockney rhyming slang. So, how about a whole BOOK of wonderful Walliams stuff? Well, here it is… a feverishly funny feast of a book jam-packed with exclusive sneak peeks, character quizzes and brilliant games.
It’s The World of David Walliams: Book of Stuff!
Packed with hours of entertainment and exclusive illustrations by Tony Ross, The World of David Walliams: Book of Stuff features the unforgettable cast of characters who have starred in David’s novels over the last decade.
Learn to draw like Tony Ross, meet Raj in an exclusive comic strip adventure and take a peek at behind the scenes content from Walliams himself!
The World of David Walliams: Book of Stuff is available wherever good books are sold. Order your copy now!
We don’t need to tell you just how hilariously funny David Walliams’ picture books are. Or just how brilliant an illustrator Tony Ross is. You’re here, so chances are you already know that.
BOOGIE BEAR is all about a big, furry polar bear who lives at the North Pole.
Like your average polar bear, she spends her days happily swimming, fishing, eating and wandering around, just like bears do.
But bears also like to sleep. And one day she nods off and finds herself far from home. She thinks things can’t get any worse.
But they can . . .
Much worse!
Outrageously funny, and with an incredibly heart-warming message, David Walliams’ book BOOGIE BEAR celebrates difference – in all its forms.
BOOGIE BEARis out now and available in hardback, audio download and ebook.
Make some space on your bookshelves for David Walliams’ tenth children’s novel!!
Bad Dad is all about a father and son who take on the villainous Mr Big. It’s a riches to rags story that will have you on the edge of your seat and roaring with laughter.
Here’s a little flavour of the novel, in David Walliams’ own words.
“Bad Dad is about a boy named Frank whose dad is thrown into prison for driving the getaway car in a bank robbery. Frank hatches a daring plan to break his father out of prison for the night so they can put the stolen money back. But will the evil crime boss Mr Big stop them?”
Bad Dad is now available in paperback, hardback and eBook, plus an audiobook narrated by David Walliams himself!
As if Nigel Nitboy and Dribbling Drew weren’t horrid enough, David Walliams has unveiled a whole new raft of children so horrible they had to have their own book. Make space on your bookshelf for THE WORLD’S WORST CHILDREN 2!
“I wrote the first collection of short stories with the reluctant reader in mind. I wanted to create a book that would be very friendly for children whatever their reading ability, full of surreal humour and colourful illustrations from the great Tony Ross. This new book has all new characters and stories and I am thrilled to be unleashing these horrible children on the world.” David Walliams
THE WORLD’S WORST CHILDREN 2 welcomes another line-up of disgraceful children even more deliciously wicked than before! This stunning collection of cautionary tales is out now in hardback, ebook, and even as an audiobook with the story uproariously read by David himself!
David Walliams’ bestselling children’s book, THE MIDNIGHT GANG, is a story of friendship, theatre and magic – and of making dreams come true.
When the clock strikes midnight most children are fast asleep, but for the Midnight Gang the journey is just beginning. This extraordinary story of five children in a wonderfully inventive and eccentric hospital setting promises to take fans from around the globe on an unmissable midnight adventure.
Full to the brim with heart-warming characters and witty humour, The Midnight Gang is sure to be a Walliams classic.
THE MIDNIGHT GANG is available in hardback, paperback, eBook and audiobook.
From Dribbling Drew – a boy whose drool gets him into terrible trouble – to Sofia Sofa – a TV super-fan so stuck to the sofa that she’s turning into one! – the uproariously funny cast of characters will delight David Walliams’ readers.
A wickedly funny and wonderfully surreal collection of ten stories about ten delightfully dreadful children, THE WORLD’S WORST CHILDREN is David Walliams’ unique take on the classic cautionary tale.
This momentous new addition to the David Walliams canon is illustrated in spectacular technicolour by the inimitable Tony Ross and published in a glorious hardback gift edition. The collection is also available in e-book and audio, with the story hilariously performed by the author himself.
As an extra special treat, fan favourite Raj even makes a hilarious appearance!
THE WORLD’S WORST CHILDREN is available now in hardback, audio download and ebook.
Many years ago Grandpa was a World War II flying ace. But when he is sent to old folk’s home Twilight Towers – run by sinister Matron Swine – it’s up to Grandpa and his grandson, Jack, to plot a daring escape. Little do they know the wicked matron is onto them…
In his old age Grandpa has become confused. He believes he is back in World War II when he was an RAF Spitfore pilot. Only one person can understand him: his grandson Jack. Together, they embark on the adventure of their lives.
Illustrated by the award-winning Tony Ross.
GRANDPA’S GREAT ESCAPE is available now in hardback, paperback, audio download and ebook.
Stella Saxby is the sole heir to Saxby Hall. But awful Aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get it from her. Luckily Stella has a secret – and slightly spooky – weapon up her sleeve…
Another Number One bestselling heartfelt but hilarious hoot of an adventure.
Illustrated by the award-winning Tony Ross.
Did you know that AWFUL AUNTIE won audiobook of the year at the 2014 UK National Book Awards?
AWFUL AUNTIEis available now in hardback, audio download and ebook.
Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact.
You see, Joe’s rich. Really, really rich. He’s got his own bowling alley, his own cinema, even his own butler who is also an orang-utan. He’s the wealthiest twelve-year-old in the land.
Yes, Joe has absolutely everything he could possibly want. But there’s just one thing he really needs: a friend…
Illustrated by the award-winning Tony Ross.
BILLIONAIRE BOYis available now in hardback, audio download and ebook.
Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book…
Surprising and hilarious, THE BOY IN THE DRESS is the amazing first book from David Walliams. Guaranteed to touch the hearts (and funny bones) of everyone!
Brilliantly illustrated by the much-beloved Sir Quentin Blake.
THE BOY IN THE DRESSis available now in paperback, hardback, audio download and ebook.
Darkness had come to the town. Strange things were happening in the dead of night.
Children would put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, but in the morning they would wake up to find… a dead slug; a live spider; hundreds of earwigs creeping and crawling beneath their pillow.
Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it…?
The jaw-achingly funny, Number One bestselling novel from David Walliams. Make your appointment if you dare…
Illustrated by the award-winning Tony Ross.
DEMON DENTISTis available now in paperback, hardback, audio download and ebook.
GANGSTA GRANNY is a hilarious and heartfelt story of old age, adventure, stolen jewels and swimming the Thames! Illustrated by the award-winning artistic genius Tony Ross.
GANGSTA GRANNYis available now in paperback, hardback, audio download and ebook.
We’re celebrating ten wonderful Walliams years with a spectacularly special addition to the Mr Stink range. MR STINK, a 5* bestselling book and one of Walliams’ most beloved characters, has gone FULL COLOUR in a brand new gift edition.
This hardback gift book also contains an introduction from David Walliams himself and makes a wonderful present for children of any age!
It all starts when Chloe makes friends with MR STINK, the local tramp. Yes, he smells a bit. But when it looks like he might be driven out of town, Chloe decides to hide him in the garden shed.
Brilliantly illustrated by the much-beloved Sir Quentin Blake.
MR STINKis available now in paperback, hardback, audio download and ebook. The brand new gift edition (hardback) is also available for a limited time only.
RATBURGER is the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her.
The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery – mainly by flobbing on her head.
And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it?
The clue is in the title…
This screamingly funny Number One bestseller from David Walliams is not to be missed!
Illustrated by the award-winning Tony Ross.
RATBURGERis available now in paperback, hardback, audio download and ebook.
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